foreplay:
ho_ho_h0_ho_ho_6_7_8 -
one-two-3-4... knees high, point toes...
blah blah blah
bah, fuck Xmas!  anyway...

there's many rumors going on pertaining to the overwhelming disasters about to plague us with the oncoming century and my father warned me about these things continually during the past year. he doesn't miss the news, he's into tv religious beliefs and Sunday church. "cait," he said, "start taking precautions now... computers in foreign countries are not updated and places that we export oil, grain, all of that stuff will cause catastrophe all over the world, like a domino effect... stock up on paper products, canned food, bottled water, anything that's non-perishable - enough to last a year. go to confession."

so, did I heed his words and do that? no. should I have? well, I thought it over and decided I didn't believe in confession. this isn't a sudden change in me, I've known this all along since high school and that's when I dropped it because I wondered who the priests confessed their sins too...I figgered: themselves - no fair!
but I do believe the problem will be with the ones that did hoard all of these things because the ones that didn't will begin starving and that's when the chaos will begin: breaking, entering, blasts of thievery, gunfire threats for food...etc.etc.etc...you know where it goes . . . if it goes.

nonetheless, I don't usually worry about things ahead of time. besides, I could always go home to mom and dad where they got the goods.
so, I'm havin' a parade along with all the festivities and I'm skipping most of Xmas and celebrating next year the rest of this year, just in case... I suggest you do the same...march_march_march...
cait